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CONCLUSION: What Then
The last thing Abraham Lincoln heard before he died was the gunshot that knocked him to the floor of his balcony at Ford Theatre. We...
Jan 27, 2022


CHAPTER NINETEEN: The Cadre
Twine is a cord made from multiple strands that have been first twisted and then plied together in the opposite direction to give it...
Jan 19, 2022


CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Status Redux
The hierarchical class system that the founding fathers destroyed through the Radical Notion that all men are created equal had its...
Jan 12, 2022


CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: Radical Notions
My worldview is formed by two radical notions. The first applies to how I believe the world came into existence, and the second to my...
Jan 5, 2022


CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Movement Bias
There is another thing that impacts the accuracy of dead reckoning that is not an externality, but rather resides within the man himself....
Dec 29, 2021


CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Dead Reckoning
I learned to land navigate as a young soldier long before the advent of GPS. Back then (without a satellite to guide your movement with...
Dec 22, 2021


CHAPTER FOURTEEN: Good Carpenters
The rise of social media is seen by many as revolutionary, but the Minivan Centurion sees it as evolutionary. For him, it’s just another...
Dec 15, 2021


CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Meteorologist Jim
I’ve never been much interested in the weather. To be precise, it’s predictions of the weather that don’t interest me. When the weather...
Dec 8, 2021


CHAPTER TWELVE: Fat Ted
During the summer after my college graduation, I worked the door at an Irish bar in Hyannis Port on Cape Cod. Every night I would stand...
Nov 28, 2021


CHAPTER ELEVEN: The Middle
A healthy group is thick in The Middle and skinny at both ends. The ends are skinny because that is where the Orists are, and in a...
Nov 23, 2021


CHAPTER TEN: The Splitter
It is our nature as humans to unite into groups. We are driven to it by our internal desire for security and significance, and neither of...
Nov 17, 2021


CHAPTER NINE: Collision Learner
There are many ways to learn. Today, the dominant method is didactically, by way of the classroom setting. When my kids started...
Nov 10, 2021


CHAPTER EIGHT: Mister Vice
We have a tradition in the American military called the dining-in, where the officers in a unit (generally a battalion or brigade) put on...
Nov 3, 2021


CHAPTER SEVEN: Three Dots
The sonogram was not widely used to determine a baby’s gender until the ‘70s, so I doubt that my parents had the chance to see me in the...
Oct 27, 2021


CHAPTER SIX: Purposeful Mud
“Is there anyone here named Adam?” My pastor asked the congregation one day. “Nobody?” Apparently there wasn’t, because nobody said...
Oct 20, 2021


CHAPTER FIVE: Good Drivers
I was twelve years old and riding in the back seat of our family’s station wagon when somebody cut us off in traffic. My father hit the...
Oct 13, 2021


CHAPTER FOUR: Odyssean Cunning
I’ve noticed something funny about the names of minivans. Car makers often market them with names that connote a sense of movement or...
Oct 6, 2021


CHAPTER THREE: Family Truckster
I saw Vacation in the movie theatre when it came out in 1983. Watching the Griswold family’s stumbling cross-country journey to Walley...
Sep 29, 2021


CHAPTER TWO: Cargo Shorts
Twenty years went by very quickly after that first sonogram. During that time I learned some things about women that I didn’t know when I...
Sep 22, 2021


CHAPTER ONE: Three Lines
My wife is not the kind of person who is willing to be surprised. As a kid, she would sneak downstairs two weeks before Christmas in the...
Sep 15, 2021
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